Jokes that are sure not to make you laugh
These jokes are super-cheesy and don't make any sense. I will be updating this list often when I hear a joke so cheesy, you will be guaranteed not to laugh.
Gouda morning! Want to here a joke about pizza? Sorry, I can't tell you. It's too cheesy...
Now that you're laughing, lets move on to the next joke.
Person a: Knock Knock
Person b: Who's there?
Person a: Interrupting Cow.
Person b: Interrupting C-
Person a: Moo!!!
Person a: Knock Knock
Person b: Who's there?
Person a: Agh
Person b: Agh-who?
Person a: Oh bless you, bless you!
You're sock is untied!
What did tree 1 say to tree 2?
Nothing. You're so silly. Trees can't talk!
What's ones plus one?
A window. (1, +, 1, and = make the lines for a window)
Don't you wish you had cymbals right now, so that every time you heard a funny joke, you would use the drum sticks to make the rhythm ba da tsh (the sound is hard to describe by letters)?
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